Cradya religion
Religion Cradya
Cradya -- supreme goddess of fauna and all mute creatures, patron of centaurs, the Lion Pride, and the Chaos Circle all at once.
Here is what the legends say of her birth and life: "One warm winter morning a satyr was born. Her mother didn't make it to the satyr maternity ward, so the satyr had to be born in a puddle of beer. And the taste of mother's milk was improved by the puddle. She grew up a very obedient horned girl, excelling at biology and brewing. And on quiet moonlit nights she would go to the zoo. On the way she encountered vampires. She would whack them over the head with plastic bottles. They would yelp and not bite her. Because she had no blood in her. Only beer.
When she arrived at the zoo, she would leap on the hippos and pour beer down the elephants. Then the elephants would make a ruckus in the morning. And the keepers would wonder. What's gotten into them. Life passed her by, merrily. And she died as she had always dreamed -- in a single day. From cirrhosis of the liver. Like a true satyr worthy of her life. And ended up in the satyr paradise-wishlist."
- Paths: Nature (supreme goddess), Chaos
- Gifts: Cradya's mark will teach you to heal yourself with beer and wine, and in battle will lend much more strength to any creature that follows you (a pet, a charmed or summoned beast, the undead -- anyone but clan guardians) and cause tongues to stumble (the ordinary spell) -- your foe's or your own, however it turns out! The rat pups of the Rat God trust her followers in any life, not just the first. While you wear the mark, your health grows, and casters' most of all
- Restrictions: only non-lawful