Bonk social

Social bonk: bonk somebody on the head, hinting at utter idiocy

Here is how this social looks to you and to everyone around...

On yourself: You bonk yourself, fool that you are. Kadm bonks himself and grimaces in pain.

No argument: ***BONK!!!***

On someone: You bonk Qelest on the head for being such a moron. Kadm bonks you on the head for being so foolish. Kadm bonks Qelest on the head for being such an UTTER moron.